im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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