Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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