If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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