I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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