oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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