I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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