I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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