For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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