READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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