So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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