Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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