I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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