elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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