I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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