yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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