Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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