umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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