If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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