We're like a lot better than the average bears
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
accomplished twins. life is a go
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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