I am spending my child support on dildos
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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