Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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