yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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