You surviving the open bar?
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try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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