I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish life had little blips of pornography
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
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I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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