I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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