her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
What drink are we having for lunch?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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