Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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