i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
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I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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