Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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