Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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