Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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