I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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