she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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