How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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