...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
you never un-have a 4some
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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