its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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