why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
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I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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