She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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