Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
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90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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