I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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