i just wanna soil my oats bro
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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