So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
nutella sex= disaster
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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