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Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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