it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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