1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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