If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
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I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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