i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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