My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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