Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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