i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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